THIS JUST IN:

At 9:42am one Finn Theodore Collins stepped out of the tub and sat on the potty unsolicited. Following several minutes of nervous glances at his mother a very large poo poo was found in the bowl. Candy was received. Praise was given. The toilet was flushed.

After exclaiming thanks for not having to sift feces out of the tub, Finn’s proud mother was heard to sigh in relief and say, “Sometimes I think this kid is raising himself.”

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